Decisions, decisions...
"... fries with that?"
"... one for the road?"
"... is it time to paint the ceiling?"
"... should we invade (insert nation of choice here)?"
It never ends!*
* And it's not new. See The Dice Man
** You don't like what the dice are telling you? Keep rolling. Nobody's watching.
People, you worry too much. It's time to go thoughtless.
You need a decision.
Don't think. Don't ponder.
Push the red button, roll the dice.
Odd number?
You've decided: "No!"
It's even? It's "Yes!"
There you go. All the decisions you need with no annoying thought at all.**
Here's hoping they're good ones.